Ah, romance. We may be a little (okay, maybe all the way) on the bitter side, but we’re pretty sure that nothing says it like a Missed Connection, y’all. Especially a missed connection that involves matching dinosaur tattoos… as an ode to your ex-girlfriend. Uh, yeah. Luckily for us all, there is one last living romantic in Nashville and, like the majority of our Craigslist heroes, we’re pretty sure that he wears a tail and uses words like “pwn” in conversation. Enjoy this personal ad, friends.
Person of Craigslist: Grown-ass man with a dinosaur tattoo
Category: Missed Connections or something
Who Is He:
RAWR!!! – 29 (Lost without you)
It still means “I love you” in Dinosaur….. I went and had him inked today, so whenever I see that silly dinosaur tatted on me, I know I will always have a part of you no one can take away from me. I miss you so badly, it physicaly hurts. Hope you remember the love and understanding we had whenever you look at your pink one.
Conclusion: Here’s the thing that we don’t get. You and your lady have boarded a one-way train for Splitsville, where that sucker’s gonna derail and explode. We’ve been there. But then you decide to get a tattoo in honor of her to prove some kind of point? Revenge is great and all, but this just borders on silly. You’d be better off with a more reasonable tattoo that isn’t influenced by the chick you’re no longer dating. Perhaps “Thug Life” across your stomach? Or maybe “LOVE” and “KATE” on your knuckles, in honor of how much you love future British princess Kate Middleton (where’s your song about that, Elton John)? If you’re going to get something you’ll regret roughly 4 minutes after you get over her, you may as well go big. Face tattoo! Do it up, sadsack!
// Photo by Flemming Bonaparte, who most likely works at the Great Escape or something. Check out those toy merchandising skills!