When I was senior in high-school, my father predicted that the fashion of the 80′s was going to make a resurgence. I scoffed and told him there was no way, man, that the 80′s were coming back into vogue. That was unthinkable. Yet he insisted that it was happening. (What the hell did [...]

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22) – Hey Virgo! Long time, no….good lord! What the hell happened to you? It looks like you’ve been hog tied in a basement and surviving on a diet of mice and old fruit preserves. What’s that? You were having a few drinks with Aquarius, when all of a sudden [...]

ARIES (March 21- April 19) – Look! In the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO! It’s a meteor headed straight for earth! Ah, damn. TAURUS (April 20 -May 20) –  I gotta be honest, your hypothetical questions are starting to kind of get old: The laws of gravity are not going to suddenly [...]

Ha! Just kidding. Every one knows that Vandy hipsters hang out at the Starbucks on 21st because it’s conveniently down the street from SATCO.  (And we’ve all had that stoned/drunk hankerin’ for some tacos.) But it is true – Borders is closing at the end of May. The Nashville Scene confirms. It’s sort of old [...]