Arkansas minivan lost in Five Points.
Sunburn in the shape of a tall boy.
Member of a Segway tour gone rogue.

—Can we talk about how much we love Nashvillest for a minute? We’ll be at Bonnaroo during the annual running of the cowboy hats (you may know it as “CMA Fest“), but if we weren’t going to be having fun in scalding Manchester sun, we’d scoping the madness from a safe place — let’s say on the pedestrian bridge with binoculars — CMApocalypse Bingo Card in hand. Above are some of our favorite entries on this year’s card. Happy hunting!