Craigslist people! We love ‘em. Unfortunately for us all, this lame-ass Craigslist summer has brought us nothing but the selling lawnmowers and lost love connections from that sassy Smryna YMCA. C’mon, Nashville! We know you’re more horrible than this. We just want to snicker over free rabbit pellets ads and aspiring pre-teen grindcore vocalists. Is that too much to ask? Yeah? Okay, whatevs.
Here’s brief glimpse into the heart of an exterminator who hates your damn cat and wants to make it happen in your hot tub. Sorry.
Person of Craigslist: Flea-Sprayer
Category: M4W Missed Connector
Who Is He:
I sprayed your house and you stole my heart – m4w – 47 (Lebanon)
I remember it like it was yesterday. You called about the fleas from that stupid cat and the rest was history. I have always cared for you and loved you. So if you are out there email me about the hot tub fun we use to have at your house.
So. We’re unclear as to the nature of this bug-guy/damsel-in-bug-distress relationship. On a cursory glance it looks as if this Terminex fellow was called in to spray for fleas and was promptly seduced into a tryst of hot tub sexiness by this lady. After the affair, they parted ways and now here we are. But, when you reread it, that story doesn’t make any sense (possibly because that story sounds like the set up to porn). Is this fellow a licensed exterminator? Have they had multiple hot tub times, as suggested in the post? Why does he hate her cat so much? There are so many questions! None of them worth answering!
// Photo by Kris Krug. We don’t want to live in a world where rebel exterminators exist.