Not sure what to do on New Year’s Eve? Already went to see the movie “New Year’s Eve”? We have some other ideas for how you can celebrate the last new year in human history.

Yeah! Let’s all go burn down Pangaea! That’ll make those slimy Wall Street bankers repent their ways!

Are you a maniac willing to sleep in a parking lot for free chicken? Do you not mind supporting an organization that actively funds legislation to ban gay marriage? Good news! A new Chick-Fil-A is opening!

The return of our by-no-means-complete round up of where you can find free beer and weird times in Nashville. Now quit stalling and go buy your Santa costume from K-Mart.

We’re gonna drink all the gin in Nashville. Repeal Day!