Ever wanted to throw your own legit screening of Rocky Horror? Veteran RHCP MC Kassi Thomas has some tips on why you shouldn’t buy booze for your cast.

Pop quiz, hotshot. What do you do when you’re surrounded by free food, free booze, and a guy in a bear costume doing the running man to a Steely Dan song? Don’t panic, we’re here to help.

Seriously, you guys, birthdays are miserable. Make them less miserable by gorging yourself on free beer and ice cream.

Plan your own rapture party! The world is supposed to catch fire and send non-believers into a pitiful damnation, but that just means you won’t have to go to work on Monday!

Remember when your mother used to tell you to go play outside when she didn’t want to deal with your annoying ass? And remember how “playing outside” generally consisted of tormenting your little brother, making failed dry ice bombs, and peeing on electrical fences? MAN! Weren’t those  the days? There is no sensation quite like [...]

Folks, some of the best advice I ever got in high school was from my shop teacher Mr. Craig, a sideburn donning, Primus listening man who also played the washtub bass in the Cow-Punk band “The Buzzcut Sheep.”  The advice was simply the 7 Ps: Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. …Although I rarely follow [...]

You ever get a present that you can’t use? A “white elephant” gift? Like poor Ralphie from A Christmas Story, we all have that well-meaning elderly relative who doesn’t quite understand that we’re not into Power Rangers any more and – as much as we’d like to – can’t fit into Batman pajamas clearly designed for a 12-year-old girl. Nothing quite compares to that moment of disappointment when you unwrap a gift on Christmas to reveal a pair of socks or a Smash Mouth album that you loved… in the 7th grade.

Don’t let the Christmas warriors fool you: the reason for the season is delicately constructed holiday-themed mixtapes (or, alternatively, pleasin’). We have suggestions to help kick-start your mix.

Tommy Wiseau’s contribution to world cinema screens at The Belcourt this weekend. Who needs Thanksgiving when you’ve got plastic spoons and a movie that only barely makes sense when you haven’t knocked back a couple of scotchkas?

Who hasn’t wanted to do all the leg work for a free show with 8 bands playing in one night? That doesn’t sound complicated at all for people who don’t know what they’re doing! As people who formerly didn’t know what they were doing, we’re here to help you plan the best 8 Off 8th ever.