We like our processed meats like we like our coffee: free and full of things that will probably kill us. Wait, what?

Do you feel lucky, punk? We’ve tracked down as many wristband/VIP giveaways for next week’s SoundLand festival as we could find. Well? Do you?

Local experimental electro-tinged group Hands Off Cuba play a free in-store today at 6 p.m. at Grimey’s.

Does it count as a secret show if you tell people? Either way, Mutemath’s playing a show somewhere in town today. RSVP for more deets.

Hey broke college kids! Don’t pay for that Soundland wristband — volunteer and spend all that money on pizza and booze like your school charter tells you to.

Because it’s free slurpee day.

Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams is offering free scoops during their sneak preview event on June 23.

Movies in the Park kicks off tonight with (500) Days of Summer, a movie starring Zach Braff and Natalie Portman as… oh, wait. Hold on. Nevermind!

Man! Helluva month! Floods,  looming deadlines, Memphis In May….If I didn’t know any better, I’d say summertime is around the corner. Of course the weather recently seems to imply otherwise, so maybe I should just be quiet.  (I mean fo’ real! What is going on around these parts people? Did spring just decide to give [...]

ARIES (March 21- April 19) – Look! In the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO! It’s a meteor headed straight for earth! Ah, damn. TAURUS (April 20 -May 20) –  I gotta be honest, your hypothetical questions are starting to kind of get old: The laws of gravity are not going to suddenly [...]