Oh you know, just hangin’ out. Playing foursquare on a boat in the middle of Centennial Park with adults. Same as usual. What’s up with you?

Tonight’s movie in the park: Bueller? Bueller? Anybody? Bueller?

Tonight in the park: Sherlock Holmes, which definitely does not star Jason Statham (OR DOES IT?! [no, it does not]).

Tonight at Centennial Park: Harry Potter. But which Harry Potter? Who knows! Just be sure to pack your bulletproof vests.

Movies in the Park kicks off tonight with (500) Days of Summer, a movie starring Zach Braff and Natalie Portman as… oh, wait. Hold on. Nevermind!

It’s almost Movies in the Park season! Because Green Lantern looks terrible and you know it.

The snow isn’t just good for bringing our fair city to a screeching halt and acting as the bread companies’ Black Friday. It’s about bringing us together so that we can hurl snowballs at each other. Like the founding fathers would have wanted.

Here’s the short version: tonight’s 8 Off 8th has been moved to Friday and we want to pelt you with snowballs in about a hour and a half. Got it?

There’s just about nothing we love more than standing behind gas stations and the Kwik-Sak on West End has just about the finest alley standing in Centennial Park area. Finally, a place where you can drink your forty in style!