Are you a maniac willing to sleep in a parking lot for free chicken? Do you not mind supporting an organization that actively funds legislation to ban gay marriage? Good news! A new Chick-Fil-A is opening!

Do you feel lucky, punk? We’ve tracked down as many wristband/VIP giveaways for next week’s SoundLand festival as we could find. Well? Do you?

Don’t tell Lightning 100 to name the new music venue any of these. Well, maybe the last one.