Robots have arrived in 5 Points! They demand your 3 Crow tokens and will stop at nothing to pry them from your puny human hands.

If there’s one thing we can get behind, it’s poetry in a bar. Especially if it’s in a shitkicking dive bar like Dino’s.

Tonight at Dino’s: Hate Life Thursdays return for a free show of garage rock, DJs, and an inability to pay using plastic for cheap drinking.

Come out to see Rear Window on the grass next to Bongo Java East this Sunday, assuming it doesn’t rain (thus proving that God hates Jimmy Stewart).

If you’re thinking about bringing your kid to a bar on Eastland, you might want to hold up for a minute. Or at least buy a compelling disguise for him. We suggest fake mustaches.

We’re just glad they didn’t call it a lemon party. That joke is dedicated to anyone who’s been grossed out by the Internet.

Trivia week concludes with a trip to 3 Crow for Trivia Time.

We braved the crowds to get a taste of Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams on Eastland yesterday. Spoiler alert: it rules.

Trivia Week continues at Beyond the Edge, a bar that we don’t like hosting trivia that we thought we’d hate. Color us surprised!

Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams is offering free scoops during their sneak preview event on June 23.