Never fear, financially-impaired lovebirds! We’re going to help you get through Valentine’s Day, even if it kills you.

Powerbrrrd broke up and we weren’t there. But you know who was there? Somebody with a video camera and a YouTube account.

Sorry, karaoke-ette, this Craigslister has no interest in you–she just wants the clothes off your back. But you should be flattered anyway that a person on the Internet wants your t-shirt!